Texts from Marriage

First off, if you have not visited www.textsfromlastnight.com you need to, ASAP. While it mostly makes you wonder why your college experience was not so colorful, occasionally it is very poignant.

Today was one such day, here is the post in question:

(619): She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?

Little does this annoying fucktard know, he just described marriage. I knew I wasn't the only one out there who got the question wrong even before it was asked. But I do have some advice for Mr. (619) wherever he may be:

SHE WON'T FUCKING CHANGE. If she nags chances are you are going to want to rip your own arm just to have something to throw at her in a few years. Get a fucking helmet moron.